Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Buried Life: "What do you want to do before you die?"

“If you had one day to live, what would you do?  Would you climb a mountain?  Would you kiss the girl of your dreams?  Would you tell someone how you really feel?  Now, if you had a lifetime to live, would you lose that drive?  Or would your list just keep getting longer?  Three years ago we broke away from the regular track.  We were fed up of racing through life without direction.  So we made a list of everything we wanted most in life and decided to go after it.  We left with a promise, that for everything we accomplished on our list, we’d have a stranger do something on theirs.  What we learned is that everyone has a remarkable story to tell, and to live.”

-Ben from The Buried Life on MTV


MTV’s finally got a good show that does good things for people.  These four guys push themselves to the limit.  True, watching four guys attempt to sneak into a party at the Playboy Mansion (extremely HIGH security) and sneak into a movie premiere to talk to Megan Fox doesn’t seem very. . . inspirational, except to the average teenage boy.  What is inspirational is that they go above and beyond to find ways to do the seemingly impossible.  They also really do help people in the process.  They’ve raised money to buy a computer for school children and helped a girl overcome her fear of heights.  I don’t think their goals in the past few episodes were to party with Playboy bunnies or make a move on Megan Fox (which was pretty entertaining to watch).  I think these guys do it just to see if they can.  They want to prove that anything is possible for anyone.  Please MTV, keep this show!


Visit their website at:

http://www.theburiedlife.com/

Watch full episodes at:

http://www.mtv.com/shows/buried_life/series.jhtml

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

56 : Top 10 Reasons to Watch Jersey Shore

56/365
2/5/2010

Character:
Surgeon General

Setting:
Infinite Nowhere

- – - – -

Surgeon General stand in front of the audience.

Surgeon:            Hello.  It has come to our attention that you are about to watch a scene related to and regarding the MTV Original Television Series, Jersey Shore.  As your United States Surgeon General it is my duty to inform you that consumption of anything impersonating, pertaining to, or concerning the television series Jersey Shore is harmful to your health.

Although coming into direct contact with the show is not advised, ingestion of anything Jersey Shore-related may damage one’s critical-thinking abilities, cause complications with pregnancy, and has been strongly linked to lung cancer, impotency, heart disease, and degeneration of cerebral matter.  Continued exposure to Jersey Shore may only accelerate these symptoms.

One thing, though, that has been positively attributed to the show in particular cases is a sense of self-worth and respect; but this is, of course, user dependent.  While these results are possible, it is still suggested that you refrain from anything having to do with Jersey Shore and to seek other outlets for finding these emotional effects.

As Surgeon General, it is not my job to tell you what to and to not do.  As your United States Surgeon General, it is my job to inform you and help you make the best decisions possible for yourself and those around you.  As a concerned citizen though I must say that if more attention is given to television series such as this and others, I understand why the terrorists want us dead.  Because if even one American is willing to devote just a half hour to Jersey Shore once a week capitalism truly has one.

If you have more questions regarding your health and MTV’s Jersey Shore, you can find information elaborating upon what we’ve talked about here at w-w-w-(dot)-truth-about-the-shore-(dot)-gov.

With that said, thank you for your time and for listening.  Make sure to pass this information on to friends and loved ones who are unaware; it may just save their life.

Thank you, again and have a wonderful night.  May God bless America.

Surgeon General bows and walks off.

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

The MTV Video Awards 09 an occult ritual?

I daily explore many websites of the internet, finding what’s new and increasing my knowledge about certain things. While doing this I came across a very interesting blog entry about the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

The blogger writes about how the award show was actually a large occult ritual. The blogger mentions initiations, a prayer, a blood sacrifice and an acceptance into the order.

The Initiation:

We all remember when Taylor Swift won the “best female video” and Kanye West pulled his “I’mma let you finish” stunt, apparently it was staged. She was humiliated in front of her peers to test her character, strength and worth. The plan was to ruin her 1st award ever and tell her she didn’t deserve it.

Taylor Swift went on to win many awards at this year’s Grammy’s including the coveted album of the year

The Prayer:

This happened when Jack Black came out on stage and the 1st thing he says is “Who wants to pray to the devil with me?” The audience proceed to put one horns and pray to the “dark lord Satan”. At the end he says “I ask you to grant this year’s nominees with continued success in the music industry”

The Blood Sacrifice:

This part happened when Lady Gaga performance. The way the performance was done and her wearing all red right after the performance suggested that she was a walking, talking blood sacrifice.

Pink’s Masonic Initiation:

Pink’s performance with her being blindfolded had direct correlation to an initiation of a new member into a Masonic order. The initiate is blindfolded, attached to a cord with left breast exposed and left leg exposed just like the way pink was dressed.

Pink’s performance is a another reference to occult orders.

Acceptance into the Order:

After Taylor Swift was totally humiliated by Kanye West, Beyonce, the “Queen of the ceremony” called her up on stage to have her moment. This was her acceptance in the Order.
To read more about this follow the link:

http://positivelightpromotions.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/did-the-vmas-act-out-an-occult-mega-ritual/

When I read this post, the amount of detail in it astounded me. Could be truth to this? Are there secret societies around the world that a gaining absolute power over all of us. If so, please call me, I want to fill in an application.

“imma let you finish”

Jack Black and Leighton Meester

Blood Sacrifice

Blood Sacrifice 2

Initiation

Acceptance

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Plan Your Spring Break in Panama City Beach, Florida!!!

Make your Reservations Now for March!

Hey, all you collegiate types in Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas,  Andy’s Motel in Panama City Beach wants you all as our guests this Spring Break 2010.

Yes, even you hellions are welcome! Cough, cough, Ohio State.  :-)  Our manager is a fiery redhead, and she’s well-equipped to deal with your antics!

Andy’s Motel is located right on the beach.  Mtv’s playground, Club LaVela is a short walk down the shore line.  Jet Ski rentals, Dolphin tours, and  parasailing are also within walking distance.

The time to plan is now!  March is filling up fast.

Call our toll-free number 1-877-653-8999 or 1-850-230-8999!

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Oh, the jersey shore...

Ahahahaha, honestly what more is there to say? Don’t even lie you know as well as I do, you loved the jersey shore! I sure as hell did. I mean it must sound terrible to say that, but don’t judge me because i find complete tool bags getting wasted at the jersey shore all summer hilarious. I am so sad about the fact that i have to wait another 8 months or so for the next season.

But on real life terms now, is the jersey shore a good influence on pop culture? I would have to say no, but all it really promotes is drinking a partying. That is really all that show consisted of, of course all the drama comes with that life style which makes it interesting to watch. But there some little dude out there who was the creator and that boy or goy (im not sexest here :p) made bankkkk!

The creator obviously knows what the general viewers of mtv want to watch, a complete party lifestyle. The producers portray it as real life and people want to believe that, that could actually be their real life for a summer. I know I could not handle that much alcohol or drama. Call me a light-weight or whatever you may, but id rather sit back and watch other douchers make asses of themselves!

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

TAZ - back to business..

I (like many others) remember Taz from Dizzee Rascal’s Just A Rascal as well as his own release, Cowboy Film:

With the above record, Taz reached out to Canada’s own Kardinal Offishal, this was a first for UK music, especially within the urban genres, it was clearly a step in the right direction and something that deserves more praise than he is actually credited for, there was also a very entertaining remix featuring an early verse from Sway.

Taz has been busy behind the scenes, but has recently surfaced a long with a wave of new music and much more.

As part of DMT:

as well as his collaborations with Carl Cani:

A member of the BASCA (British Academy of Songwriters, Composers and Authors), Taz has signed a distribution deal with Las Vegas based, ‘On Blast Entertainment’ and is now preparing for a Taz and Carni London to Las Vegas Uni Tour (with support from NUS, Storm & PRS), Starting 25th Feb – 7th April.

Carl Cani’s debut single On 2 Me was a success making it onto the Mtv Top 10, so now pushing for Carl Cani’s second single, ‘Boasy Pose’ out in April, hoping it can surpass the first single’s acheivements.

Look out for more from Taz and DMT, as well as a video coming soon for the club banger ‘Take Your Time’.

Taz & Carni

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Mmmm, smells like greasy.

If you’ve ever wanted to smell like fish, tanning oil and whatever the chick left behind last night, WITHOUT actually putting your immune system at RISK, it’s your LUCKY day bi*ches.

Behold,”The Sitch.”

I figured this guy as “Mom where the fu*k did you put my Axe?” kinda guy, but I guess it was turning the bi*ches away instead of reeling them in.

There’s no details as of yet, but if you’re a DUDE lookin to pick up some chick who’ll rub up on your crystallized shirt so hard enough to bedazzle her iPhone with the ones that popped off, then it’s LEGIT.

 

I have a feeling if I ever caught a whiff of this sh*t, I’d have an overwhelming urge for Dominos.

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