It’s that year again where your forced to watch the VMA’s. Either due to a highly anticipated performance by your favorite artist or simply to tune in for the unpredictable madness (though not so much unpredictability). Last year I tuned in to watch Kanye perform for the first time Love Lockdown, I had to sit for three hours of bullshit. I know I know, I could have turn the TV off till the performance but part of me wanted to see if there’s was anything extravagant that was going to breakout, buuuuuut, nothing. This year however I have no expectations, other than the Michael Jackson tribute, so I decided to save you some time and predict the winners. SIDEBAR: MY PREDICTIONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TASTE IN MUSIC OR MY APPROVAL OF THE ARTIST IS SIMPLY JUST WHAT I THINK TYPICAL MTV WILL DO.
BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Katy Perry – Hot n Cold
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
P!nk – So What
Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me
Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You
REASON: Although I think it’s going to be a Lady Gaga love fest this year, I just don’t see how the video with most amount of parodies will lose this one.
BEST MALE VIDEO
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
Jay-Z – D.O.A.
Ne-Yo – Miss Independent
Eminem – We Made You
T.I feat. Rihanna – Live Your Life
REASON: If there was a full Armenian voting panel, T.I takes it, however I think Kanye will take this one. To me it’s the only video that actually goes above and beyond to make us pay attention to the video.
BEST POP VIDEO
Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Britney Spears – Womanizer
Cobra Starship – Good Girls Go Bad
Wisin Y Yandel – Abusadora
REASON – This is a tough one but I’m going with either Britney or Gaga… fuck it Gaga.
BEST ROCK VIDEO
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
Fallout Boy – I Don’t Care
Green Day – 21 Guns
Kings of Leon – Use Somebody
Paramore – Decode
REASON – Ugh. I see them giving it to Green Day, because they gargle their balls, but I trust they will make the right decision and give it to Coldplay.
BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO
KANYE WEST – LOVE LOCKDOWN
FLO RIDA – RIGHT ROUND
JAY-Z – D.O.A.
ASHER ROTH – I LOVE COLLEGE
EMINEM – WE MADE YOU
REASON – They need to give him an award for just for coming out to perform. SIDEBAR: IF JAY-Z WINS MALE VIDEO OF THE YEAR HE WILL ALSO WIN THIS ONE, IF HE DOESN’T WIN HIP HOP BUT HE WINS MALE, THEN I’LL ASK MYSELF: WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING.
BEST NEW ARTIST
Asher Roth – I Love College
Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Drake – Best I Ever Had
Kid Cudi – Day N Nite
3oh!3 – Don’t Trust Me
REASON – Fans get to vote for this one, and I see tons of fat girls using their floating fingers to vote for their apparent GOD.
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
Eminem – We Made You
Britney Spears – Womanizer
REASON – Only because I think it’s the only video that made the biggest impact this year, if B doesn’t take this down I see Gaga winning this based purely on MTV pushing for Gaga to be the next Madonna, nah, at least Madonna gave me a boner at least once.
The other ones… ehhhhh, fuck em, they never get recognition even though they’re probably the best videos out there. Sorry blame life.
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